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Gra-ach
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And happy Halloween!   _________________ What doesn't destroy me, makes me stronger. - F. Nietzshe
Your life is yours alone, rise up and live it! - T. Goodkind
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Gra-ach
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This is hilarious!!! I was crying by the end!
https://www.facebook.com/FallonTonight/videos/10154721708913896/   _________________ What doesn't destroy me, makes me stronger. - F. Nietzshe
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Gra-ach
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Couldn't not share   _________________ What doesn't destroy me, makes me stronger. - F. Nietzshe
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Gra-ach
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I love to see such plays on words   _________________ What doesn't destroy me, makes me stronger. - F. Nietzshe
Your life is yours alone, rise up and live it! - T. Goodkind
May you live every day of your life. - J. Swift   |
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Gra-ach
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  _________________ What doesn't destroy me, makes me stronger. - F. Nietzshe
Your life is yours alone, rise up and live it! - T. Goodkind
May you live every day of your life. - J. Swift   |
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Евгений_K
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  _________________ Используй только то, что действительно работает. И бери это отовсюду, где можешь найти.   |
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Gra-ach
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Oh yes!   _________________ What doesn't destroy me, makes me stronger. - F. Nietzshe
Your life is yours alone, rise up and live it! - T. Goodkind
May you live every day of your life. - J. Swift   |
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Gra-ach
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!   _________________ What doesn't destroy me, makes me stronger. - F. Nietzshe
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Диана
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Для котоманов   |
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Gra-ach
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This is part of the forum that's English only. So if you post pictures with Russian or Ukrainian text, please write explanations or subtitles. Thanks!   _________________ What doesn't destroy me, makes me stronger. - F. Nietzshe
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Диана
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Well, thank you!   |
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Gra-ach
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I can actually see this happening
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband.
The women were asked..."How many of you love your husband?"
All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn’t remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text to their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
The women were then instructed to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response.
Below are 11 replies; some are hilarious. If you have been married for quite a while....a sign of true love....who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
Here are the replies:
1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you?
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What the heck did you do now?
7. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
8. Am I dreaming?
9. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
10. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?   _________________ What doesn't destroy me, makes me stronger. - F. Nietzshe
Your life is yours alone, rise up and live it! - T. Goodkind
May you live every day of your life. - J. Swift   |
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